PHP
I’ve just discovered I’m going to have to work in PHP for a while. Quite a shock – I’m not quite sure what PHP even is, beyond the fact that it’s a scripting language. All the examples I can find for it use it to generate dynamic HTML, but the job I’ve got requires it for back end processing type things. And I can’t argue with their choice of language because the people who will inherit this only use PHP. Looks like I’m in for a fun time.